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Reason Demotivational Poster


DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bull**** bull**** bull**** bull****. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones


SCREW IT - I'll get back to this tomorrow


TAGS: top ten reasons i procrastinate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - January 15, 2012, 1:02 am
LMAO !!!
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 10:59 am
...right now I'm too busy making posters.
Iconoclast - September 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
Not really, what was tomorrow became today, so there is still tomorrow to get back to making the list. There is always tomorrow - unless the world comes to an end, but that has been put off for now.
mariand - September 6, 2011, 12:11 pm
lol...now is tomorow


WOMEN - We don't need a reason to hit you men over the head with a beer bottle.


TAGS: women reason mad
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 9:55 am

harsh lite. getting there girl.
Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:43 am
This must be one of them misandrists I've heard about.. Sad really, mind you while you're near the fridge
mariand - July 20, 2011, 3:59 am
harsh!!!... I'll never buy a beer to a woman... :))


FRYING BACON -


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm
After a while, the h** oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm
You put clothes on for that?


AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by rick17126

sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am
I've seen other ph**os of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


CAT VS MOUSE -


TAGS: cat mouse reasonable
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:18 pm
That is cuuuute!


PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.


TAGS: i really love the bible for these reasons
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 5:28 pm
can't believe i never saw this one before. Stellar.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:45 am
Perfect. 5L sir!
sickartist - March 2, 2010, 9:03 pm
Can I get an AMEN? 5L
phydeaux - March 2, 2010, 7:56 pm
OUTSTANDING CAP! 5L and a very well done!


PACMAN -


TAGS: packman islam taboo reason funny
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 8:07 am
Yes, you are. But wow, EPIC face palm. 5L anyway.
Hawamleh - August 1, 2010, 8:49 pm
I Misspelled pacman... wow i really am a retard..
rerun - August 1, 2010, 3:42 pm

laughing when I approved this, didn't even notice the tag....oops


REASONING - Life is a Waste of Time & Time is a Waste of Life... So Let's All Get Wasted And Have the Time of Our Lives !


TAGS: reasoning life time waste
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Rick69

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2014, 10:17 am
...and I never felt this way before, yes I swear, it's the truth. And I owe it all to youuuuuu.
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 1:05 pm
Raves, what's not to love?


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


THERE IS NOTHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST... - except a reason.




OBVIOUS -




HANG HANOI JANE FONDA -


TAGS: political treason traitor jane fonda
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Mark

Fredric T - July 28, 2009, 10:01 am
But she gets away in that one Kind of a downer realy
Mark - March 21, 2009, 9:23 pm
If more people had voted for McCain we could be watching a public execution on pay-per-view tonight.
WTFO - February 27, 2009, 7:38 pm
I saw one of those when I deployed last year. I always chose that urinal, then some PC prick had it removed. I almost pity the sucker that had to peel it out of the urinal.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 11:46 pm
Deltabob - From what I've seen that's pretty much standard issue at every VFW, American Legion, and AMVETS, that I've ever been in.


WOMEN -


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by giulio

HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.


NINJAS - THE REAL REASON YOU CAN´T SEE THEM. THEY ARE TAKING CARE OF THEIR CHILDREN.


TAGS: ninjas reason children
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by almarpa

theviking - August 6, 2010, 12:09 pm
baby like OMFG NINJA PARENTS!!!


HONESTY -




COPYRIGHT LAWS - They exist for a resaon.




ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME -




BARGAIN PRICE - You Got Seat #1. Congrats!!




NO REASON TO FEAR - It's totally safe to drink the water


TAGS: no reason to fear
Rating: 1.92/5
Bokkie - November 24, 2008, 4:15 am
shopd
Bulgy McPackage - July 14, 2008, 2:30 am
Oh, it's Al Pacino! Listen to my impression.. Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah! Never cross the family, Fredo. Say hello to my...OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO AL PACINO!!??
Ernie - July 8, 2008, 9:26 pm
Where'd you get the picture of my mother-in-law?


Marriage -


TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.


50th Wedding Anniversary -




The Firing Line -




AIRMAN - I had to stop driving my car for a while the tires got dizzy.




AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: some reasons why proud australian
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

LeightonESmith - March 13, 2012, 5:47 pm
Hahah! Well Coombsy, my mates started this tradition of drinking Fosters, listening to the JJJ h** 100, watching cricket and eating lamb on Australia day and it's just stuck with us! Fosters doesn't taste that bad after the first couple! ;-)
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:42 am
Leighton, why oh why are you drinking fosters? We send that sh*t overseas to everyone else and keep our good stuff!
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:22 pm
is that your boyfriend riding you on the bottom right picture ? :)
LeightonESmith - January 28, 2012, 12:45 am
I thought you were going to say, nice arms holding up that beer! ;-p
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:13 pm
I was about to ask you... because the capture and your avatar looks the same
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:47 am
you do look nice with your arms up holding that flag lol
LeightonESmith - January 27, 2012, 11:18 am
shameless self inclusion in yet another motifake ;-))))


DRAMA -


TAGS: noob overreact rejection reason
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - March 12, 2012, 1:50 pm
anytime...
M0rd3kaI - March 11, 2012, 1:00 pm
Thanks for the advise MonkeyLove... NOW I know the secret to posting to Motifake 5L
crankyhead - October 25, 2010, 9:37 pm
this is great


EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON - Except Some Things Happen For Worthless Reasons... ... While Others Have No Reason to Suffer Through Them


TAGS: concordia ship reason worthless suffer
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Rick69

maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 1:14 pm
Well Said !


THE JESUS - Is the reason for the season ...




PREJUDICE -


TAGS: a preconceived attitude opinion or feeling usually negative formed without adequate knowledge thought or reason
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:32 pm
lol. i just found multiple demotivational poster of this image running the same theme, something kicked in and i decided to do the opposite and play around a bit.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:16 pm
Uhmmm, I'll go with: deer poo is exempted from the law of gravity, for some reason not addressed by the text of the poster(?).


JULIAN ASSANGE - I declare him from this day forth, to be an OUTLAW!!! To be hunted all the days of his life, until his corpse unburied, is carrion for FOXES, and CROWS!!


TAGS: treason espionage wiki leaks afghanistan oef
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:46 pm
Which one?...there have been 10 Dr.Who's.
Kspace - December 3, 2010, 1:43 pm
Doesn't he kind of look like Doctor Who in that picture? Like an evil, ra**-face Doctor Who?
IllicoPresto - December 3, 2010, 1:28 pm
I'm not sure, but i think wakeup is trying to tell us something... if only he/she could be more explicit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 12:21 pm
@ RL you missed how to spell "sensitive"
440wakeup - December 3, 2010, 12:21 pm
BOTTOM LINE, screw the us treason and hillary, he exposed a lot of shady people on both sides who've been paid big money, to provide a lot of men with a lot of guns, and they don't play be the rules we do. ask salman rushdie and the allah cartoon chick
440wakeup - December 3, 2010, 12:19 pm
RL-I guess he did some psycho torture b****** crap in sweden, but I thoughts thats what you went there for. You want the donky lady goto mexico, you wanna be encased in rubber and forced to drink urine goto sweden, why else, you can ski in vail.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 10:29 am

wikileak....what did i miss about this guy other than he posted stuff that was "sensative".
440wakeup - December 3, 2010, 9:32 am
DEREK I agree with you on POLITIFAKE, they don't make sense they're not funny just mean spirited.
440wakeup - December 3, 2010, 9:31 am
JTHAT MASON’s SON For the crimes of theft and excitement to cause UNREST (a crime punishable by death)......May he never know a warm bed, a h** meal or a cold drink again, may his BASTARDS, never have a warm pap, roofed hut, force to hide from sunlight..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 8:47 am
Never convicted of ra**,hence, not a rapist. But yeah, 1L
Kspace - December 3, 2010, 8:40 am
Assange is a lot of things, , including a rapist, but guilty of treason isn't one of them. He's not American, ergo he did not betray his country, hence, no treason. 1 L.
Derek - December 3, 2010, 3:14 am
My version of this "The truth will set you free" was relegated to the wastes of Politifake for reasons which elude me.


Reason's for Leaving Facebook -


TAGS: facebook reasons leaving politics ex
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - October 28, 2013, 8:41 am
That’s the top three. I've got like 27 more. Hate the place. Been poked so many times by people I don’t know I feel like the mamma in a yo mamma joke.
Reality Lord - October 28, 2013, 6:42 am

Lol...sooooo true


Smiling for No Reason -




LYING -


TAGS: the real reason people lie
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by caveman

Greeny - January 25, 2013, 10:10 pm
or do it twice!
caveman - January 25, 2013, 9:52 pm
Thanks Prissy, my motto on here for a while has been "if you're gonna do something, do it right"
caveman - January 25, 2013, 9:52 pm
Thanks Prissy, my motto on here for a while has been "if you're gonna do something, do it right"
Greeny - January 25, 2013, 8:40 pm
wow
MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 4:34 pm
You may not make many posters, but, when you do their 5L material! Nice!


IT WILL NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU -




Delete Face Book Account -




AN ELEPHANTS TAIL -




MELANCHOLY -




R.S. JAKE -


TAGS: r s jake roast naughty fake is the real reason he has a fortress of solitude
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by pieman

GreyScorpion - June 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
It broke Ol Jakes heart when he had to put "Stash" down. He just sat there, and played that accordian for weeks. 5L


REJECTION -


TAGS: motifake rejection reasons ban hammer
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by forseti

AdmiralAckbar - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm
my fave so far was a hand drawn picture of two people doing it doggy, no naughty parts, was child p***. I do not know where they got that from. I was like wow.
forseti - September 9, 2010, 6:58 pm
Try a anime tunnel with cut off text! Back to the roots, pzy! ;)
pzykosiz - September 9, 2010, 6:39 pm
i've collected - tagged, not funny enough, overused pic, speeling error, pixelated, not a motifake, nsfw, be more creative, politifake, and racist. i was doing pretty well, until i started getting good ones.


................................................ - This is what I feel like doing when my poster gets rejected but the mods don't supply a reason


TAGS: mods rejection no reason
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by house

Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 5:18 am
you magnificent bastard :)
Reality Lord - June 14, 2011, 9:22 pm

....we do it because we know.....mu-ahahahahahahah


FAITH - What you believe in matters a little bit more than how much you believe.


TAGS: faith belief reason
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by RealityCheck

Sho - August 13, 2012, 2:29 am
Oh you made something. Don't really see the connection between your caption and picture. 2L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2012, 8:10 am
Not funny or demotivational. 1L
RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 1:59 am
Brevity is the soul of wit. Show some, and be rewarded.
RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 1:58 am
No, I consider criticizing anything that is bad as my God-given right as a thing with eyes, ears, a BRAIN, and a VOICE.
motifayk - July 22, 2012, 2:42 am
An honest opinion, why don't you do a RealityCheck on what internet is before you walk in and comment about short captions on everything. Your check's are a bit off the mark. I liked this poster though.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 4:16 pm
Ah, cheese. Your other comments make complete sense now. Nice 2L poster, BTW
rerun - July 14, 2012, 10:45 am

So Realitycheck, you submit this thoughtless motifake (your only submission) and feel like this give you license to critique somebody else? At least they put thought into what they make, this is rather droll in comparison.
rerun - July 13, 2012, 8:00 pm

TSDNR
Vinxman - July 13, 2012, 9:24 am
Kneel before the cheese or face Edam-nation.
falloutghoul - July 12, 2012, 2:55 pm
Kneel before Gouda!


The Price of Romance -




APPROVERS ARE FUNNY -


TAGS: creative rejection reasons 5 lions from me
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by forseti

jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 2:01 am
lol nice
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
LOL!!!


NINJA FAIL - Mr. Miagi so sad




REASON -


TAGS: reason cards season internet pc
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by timmey

boinger - March 10, 2011, 9:56 am
Merry ChristmaHannuKwanzaa-dan! PC Bastards. It's Merry f in Christmas!
pzykosiz - November 27, 2010, 3:41 am
someone tried to make it taboo because it has the word 'hell' in it
rerun - November 26, 2010, 6:04 pm

soon it will be taboo to even say hello.
jameswnash - November 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
Happy Chrishanukwan!
rerun - November 26, 2010, 9:19 am

ain't that the truth.....


50 REASONS -


TAGS: reasons
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Merlin The Pervert - December 14, 2008, 10:47 pm
The only good reason I saw was the "n**** women make Men so happy." one. I vote for more n**** (h**) women.


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MATERIALISM -


TAGS: life time human nature need religion atheism inside intel logic reason good evil faith spiritual joke fake logo
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by giulio

Derek - August 14, 2009, 10:52 pm
Ahem... We need to get rid of that bit of ourselves that convinces us it's right to do things that are inhumane. Scientists and atheists still have faith - but in the verifiable, the repeatable.


CUBBYBEAR - There's a reason he's gone missing !




surgeons and snipers -




What's In A Name -


TAGS: women names hurricanes reasons
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rick69 - April 20, 2016, 12:14 pm
Ain't that the depressing truth...
MissPriss - April 20, 2016, 12:32 am
Real life...no better demotivational material to be found. Thanks Slick!
Rick69 - April 19, 2016, 3:56 pm
Getting all too real with this one & 180793...
MissPriss - April 19, 2016, 12:28 pm
Thanks jeebus!
JesusWept - April 19, 2016, 4:58 am
Outstanding! ^^^^^Up


Broken -


TAGS: differences break up reason gemini ass
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 15, 2016, 1:16 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - April 15, 2016, 2:56 am
excellent, UP yours
MissPriss - April 14, 2016, 6:57 pm
Ummm...nope he's an a**.
JesusWept - April 14, 2016, 5:29 pm
...or maybe he just hadn't seen Jungle Book XD


Two Good Reasons -


TAGS: manspreading reason balls
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - June 9, 2017, 8:12 am
Thanks
concern3 - June 9, 2017, 7:30 am
Oh what a relief it is, UP yours so to speak.
JesusWept - June 8, 2017, 11:27 am
Thanks O|O
Silverheart - June 8, 2017, 11:02 am

And mine are silver, so I try to avoid the clang clang. 5L


The Family Reunion -


TAGS: family reunion bbq dysfunctional reasons
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 19, 2016, 12:03 pm
Hope you were laughing and not choking on a h**dog. By the way sis says hi. Thanks lg.
lgvernon - October 18, 2016, 11:27 pm

Made me guffagh!!!


Anti - Prohibition Activists -


TAGS: reason for drinking thank you
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 28, 2014, 4:21 pm
Really, that be some coyote love, for sure.
Cannabal - November 28, 2014, 1:10 pm
Lips that don't touch liquor would never touch theirs in the first place.


Purpose & Passion -




volwronguminous -




Hope -


TAGS: tis the reason
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

CaptMickeyd - December 2, 2015, 11:28 am
Ouch.
concern3 - December 2, 2015, 8:48 am
Sick but a 5er


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